Finally! Scientific proof!
Teens, Drinking, Drugs and Sex
Now, you can find whole blogs dedicated to the idea that all scientists are elitist, atheistic, immoral people who are destroying the world. I happen to like science and understand that there is a need for basic science. This will often seem silly, or a waste of time and money to the non-scientist. Hence, I usually do not engage in sniping at those studies. Still, I am not sure we needed to use precious research funds to prove the Ogden Nash theorem:
“Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker.”
Steve
P.S. I think we need a corollary to the Nash theorem which will also work in drugs and rock and roll. Any ideas?
Recall the old joke about the _____ [insert puritanical religious group of choice]:
Q. Why do the _____ disapprove of premarital sex (alt: sex standing up)?
A. Because it might lead to dancing.